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I kneed a Citizen of Guinea-Bissau spy trying to throw Marmite at …

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a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a coot a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a squirrel a crow a swan 🦢 a blackbird

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