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I kneed a Citizen of Guinea-Bissau spy trying to throw Doritos at …

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a goose a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a rat 🐀 a magpie a pigeon

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