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Superhero
I
kneed
an Eritrean
spy
trying to throw
spring rolls
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a pigeon
a mouse 🐁
a swan 🦢
a magpie
a goose
a squirrel
a crow
a robin
a raccoon 🦝
a duck 🦆
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