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I kneed a Cape Verdean spy trying to throw chocolate chips at …

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a goose a koala 🐨 a magpie a duck 🦆 a squirrel a blackbird a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁

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