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Superhero

I kneed a St Lucian spy trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a goose a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a magpie a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a squirrel a pigeon a koala 🐨

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