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I kneed a St Lucian spy trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a crow a swan 🦢 a pigeon a koala 🐨 a robin a magpie a squirrel a raccoon 🦝

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