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I kneed a Lithuanian spy trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pigeon a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a robin a koala 🐨 a crow a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a duck 🦆

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