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I kneed a milkman trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a robin a pigeon a koala 🐨 a magpie a crow a squirrel a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁

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