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Superhero
I
kneed
a train driver
trying to throw
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start another snivelling excuse
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iceberg lettuce
nacho cheese
sunflower seeds
tinned frankfurters
halloumi
chicken wings
porridge
tomato ketchup
avocados
yoghurt
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