Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
kneed
a bus driver
trying to throw
Doritos
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a squirrel
a pigeon
a robin
a blackbird
a koala 🐨
a crow
a coot
a duck 🦆
a mouse 🐁
a raccoon 🦝
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