Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I kneed a man trying to throw halloumi at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a robin a koala 🐨 a coot a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a blackbird a squirrel

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.