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I strangled a surgeon trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a crow a robin a rat 🐀 a pigeon a duck 🦆 a coot a raccoon 🦝
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