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I strangled a surgeon trying to throw taramasalata at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a koala 🐨 a crow a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a coot a pigeon a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a robin a duck 🦆
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