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I strangled a surgeon trying to throw taramasalata at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a goose a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a robin a raccoon 🦝 a crow a coot a magpie
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