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I strangled a surgeon trying to throw Marmite at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a goose a robin a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a crow a squirrel a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a magpie
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