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I strangled a surgeon trying to throw peanuts at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a robin a magpie a goose a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a squirrel a koala 🐨 a crow
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