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I strangled a surgeon trying to throw hummus at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a goose a coot a rat 🐀 a crow
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