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I strangled a surgeon trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a blackbird a crow a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a robin a duck 🦆 a coot a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a goose
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