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I strangled a surgeon trying to throw rice krispies at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a magpie a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a swan 🦢 a crow a robin a goose

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