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I strangled a surgeon trying to throw prawns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a robin a magpie a blackbird a pigeon a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a goose

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