Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I strangled a surgeon trying to throw yoghurt at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pigeon a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a magpie a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a coot a robin a raccoon 🦝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.