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I strangled a dentist trying to throw scrambled egg at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a robin a coot a koala 🐨 a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a goose a rat 🐀
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