Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I strangled a dentist trying to throw nacho cheese at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swan 🦢 a robin a raccoon 🦝 a goose a koala 🐨 a blackbird a squirrel a magpie a coot a mouse 🐁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.