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I strangled a dentist trying to throw Marmite at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a goose a squirrel a coot a blackbird a robin a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a pigeon
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