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I strangled a dentist trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a blackbird a rat 🐀 a robin a goose a mouse 🐁 a crow a magpie a duck 🦆

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