Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I strangled a dentist trying to throw sunflower seeds at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a squirrel a swan 🦢 a magpie a koala 🐨 a pigeon a goose a raccoon 🦝 a crow

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.