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I strangled a dentist trying to throw peanuts at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a squirrel a coot a goose a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a crow a pigeon
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