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I strangled a dentist trying to throw lemons at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a raccoon 🦝 a robin a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a pigeon a magpie a blackbird a duck 🦆 a goose
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