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I strangled a dentist trying to throw lemons at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a goose a blackbird a crow a mouse 🐁 a robin a rat 🐀 a pigeon a koala 🐨 a magpie a raccoon 🦝
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