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I strangled a dentist trying to throw pitted olives at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a robin a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a crow a goose a blackbird a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀
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