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I strangled a dentist trying to throw hamburger relish at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a crow a koala 🐨 a goose a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a blackbird a coot a magpie
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