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I strangled a dentist trying to throw hamburger relish at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀 a magpie a koala 🐨 a blackbird a pigeon a crow a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a goose a coot
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