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I strangled a dentist trying to throw hamburger relish at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a goose a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a robin a blackbird a crow a magpie a mouse 🐁
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