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I strangled a dentist trying to throw potatoes at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a robin a coot a pigeon a magpie a goose a rat 🐀 a squirrel a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a crow
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