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I strangled a pilot trying to throw tinned frankfurters at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a coot a magpie a goose a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a robin a rat 🐀 a squirrel a koala 🐨
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