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I strangled a pilot trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a robin a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a magpie a coot a rat 🐀 a crow a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel
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