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I strangled a tramp trying to throw candy floss at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a goose a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a rat 🐀 a robin a koala 🐨 a blackbird a swan 🦢 a crow
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