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I strangled a tramp trying to throw mashed potato at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀 a squirrel a magpie a robin a goose a mouse 🐁 a coot a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆
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