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I strangled a tramp trying to throw scrambled egg at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a duck 🦆 a robin a coot a goose a rat 🐀 a blackbird a pigeon a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝
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