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Superhero
I
strangled
a tramp
trying to throw
porridge
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a blackbird
a swan 🦢
a pigeon
a magpie
a duck 🦆
a crow
a coot
a mouse 🐁
a squirrel
a goose
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