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I strangled a tramp trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a crow a squirrel a coot a swan 🦢 a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆
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