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I strangled a tramp trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a goose a raccoon 🦝 a coot a blackbird a robin a pigeon a swan 🦢 a magpie a koala 🐨
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