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I strangled a tramp trying to throw cat biscuits at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a rat 🐀 a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a coot a koala 🐨 a goose a pigeon a duck 🦆
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