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I strangled a policewoman trying to throw chicken wings at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a robin a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a koala 🐨 a crow a goose a magpie a mouse 🐁 a coot a squirrel
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