Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I strangled a policewoman trying to throw iceberg lettuce at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a coot a blackbird a swan 🦢 a goose a pigeon a squirrel a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.