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I strangled a policewoman trying to throw sunflower seeds at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a koala 🐨 a pigeon a goose a blackbird a crow a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a rat 🐀
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