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I strangled a policeman trying to throw chicken wings at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a magpie a swan 🦢 a coot a squirrel a koala 🐨 a pigeon a robin a mouse 🐁 a crow
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