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I strangled a policeman trying to throw shrimp at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀 a coot a blackbird a pigeon a crow a robin a magpie a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆
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