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I strangled a policeman trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a magpie a pigeon a goose a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a robin

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