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I strangled a policeman trying to throw pitted olives at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a goose a magpie a duck 🦆 a robin a blackbird a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a coot a squirrel
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