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I strangled a TV personality trying to throw candy floss at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀 a coot a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a blackbird a magpie a goose a squirrel a swan 🦢 a robin
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