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Superhero
I
strangled
a TV personality
trying to throw
scrambled egg
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a blackbird
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a magpie
a squirrel
a coot
a koala 🐨
a goose
a crow
a pigeon
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