Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I strangled a TV personality trying to throw taramasalata at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a robin a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a pigeon a swan 🦢 a squirrel a rat 🐀 a magpie a koala 🐨 a coot

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.