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I strangled a TV personality trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a pigeon a robin a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a squirrel a blackbird a mouse 🐁

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