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I strangled a TV personality trying to throw hummus at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a robin a coot a goose a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a koala 🐨
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